@redpawn3: That's classic.
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@samalmightysam: • You're born. • You grow up. • You believe in Santa. • You stop believing in Santa. • You look like Santa. • You are Santa. • You die.
@Bahstonlady: Babies make for the worst pets ever, I try to explain to all of the expectant mothers at the grocery store.
@serialmatrix: If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?