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@TheBoydP: "That's close enough..."
@IncrediblyRich: All you people who chose "The Real" or "Official" before your Twitter handle really thought ahead of the game there. Well done, guys.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: I share an office thermostat with a middle aged woman. I'm in a t-shirt while she's rubbing 2 pencils together trying to start a trash fire
@Annekinns: *Follows dreams
*Ends up at refrigerator.
@TheToddWilliams: [waking from 10 yr coma] Where am I?
"Don't worry. You're home in America"
"World Emperor Trump will explain everything"
@SamGrittner: Don't hate the PLAYA... hate the Spanish word for beach.