@theblowout: that's disgusting (unless you're up for it?)
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@NeverOLLG: me looking at old pictures: why? me looking at old hair cut: why? me looking at old clothes: why? me looking at old crush: why?
@Brampersandon_: Wife: You're so predictable Me: Yeah? I bet u didn't see this coming *I go to throw water on her but shes already wearing a poncho* Me: Damn
@joryjohn: [Baby crying in a movie theater] Me: "What's his name?" Parent: "Ethan." Me: "The movie's starting, Ethan."
@boring_as_heck: "hey we use animals for literally everything else in our lives. lets use our feet for cars." idiot flintstones. no wonder you're extinct.