@addmoreninjas: That's nice that you're a Christian now. Could you maybe be a Christian a little quieter?
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@realdealbiehl: Turns out 6 foot penguins don't exist, in related news, I might have just ran over a nun.
@weismanjake: When someone tells me to have a safe flight it's like ok I will do my best but just so you know I am not the pilot of the airplane
@shkeeber: GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! DID YOU KNOW THAT FROSTED FLAKES DON'T TASTE HALF BAD WITH RED BULL INSTEAD OF MILK? I THINK I'LL RUN TO WORK TODAY!