@tarashoe: that's NOT YOUR CALL TO MAKE
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@neiltyson: There’s just no way around this one: YOU MATTER, unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared, then YOU ENERGY.
@longwall26: A werewolf is chasing you and you are going to die but he's wearing TOMS and you can't stop laughing.
@iGreenMonk: I dont care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
@_mindflakes: Did you know that 1 in 5 people are fruit bats? Look at 4 of your friends. If none of them are fruit bats, it's you. You're a fruit bat.