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@LoneWolfStories: That's one healthy flower bed you've got blooming in your backyard. How many bodies do you have buried there?

-My attempts at small talk.

That’s one healthy flower bed you’ve got blooming in your backyard. How many bodies do you have buried there?

-My attempts at small talk.

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