@tweetofclay: That's so nice of Activia to offer a money back guarantee. Am I supposed to send them pictures of myself not shitting?
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@theshantilly: Therapist: How do you feel? Me: With my hands. T: Do you deflect a lot? Me: Only sharp objects. If it's fluffy, I just let it hit me.
@Swishergirl24: Son: how will I know when I’m a grown-up? Me: certain foods will make your stomach hurt.
@just1fool: If I'm going to be in your dreams tonight please let me know so I can stuff some socks down the front of my pants.