@Cool_Jesse: That's the last time I follow some dude into the woods just because he tells me he's a wizard.
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@thedad: Jesus: I don’t wanna stay with Mary and Joseph this weekend God: you know the deal, you can live here with me but Christmas & Easter you stay with them Jesus: Christmas and what? God: what
@TheHeartlessBoy: Congrats to Lindsay Lohan for successfully portraying what happens to mean girls after high school.
@Tmoney68: I'll bet crowds were super disappointed every time Abraham Lincoln took the stage & didn't pull a rabbit out of that hat.