@bea_ker: That's the third time Adam Sandler's scootered past my house this morning. Dude if you want to go on my trampoline just ask
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@rachelle_mandik: Yes but what if Donald Trump IS actually dead but his toupee is alive and steering him round like a marionette?
@aRealLiveGhost: to someone with x-ray vision two people making out look like skeletons that are really bad at eating each other
@jewfacekilla: Him: Would you like to have lunch sometime? Me: I like to have lunch every afternoon.