@rumandrocks: That's weird, my waitress stopped flirting after I paid the bill...
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@GlennyRodge: "Do you like Tolstoy?" "Of course. Who doesn't?" "What's your favourite book?" "The one where Woody is kidnapped & Buzz tries to save him".
@BuckyIsotope: Ice, ice, baby. Ice, ice, baby. - Me taking inventory at the cryogenic infant storage facility.
@Lovestained555: Look on the bright side, your insomnia keeps most of the spiders out of your mouth.