@rumandrocks: That's weird, my waitress stopped flirting after I paid the bill...
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@HeyZeus666: Sorry I said your baby looks like the anti-Christ. I meant to say she looks like her mother.
@iNusku: I've been taking my Flintstones' vitamins daily, but I still can't start a car with my feet.
@heymonroe: There aren't enough love songs about the moment you see your luggage appear at baggage claim.