@rumandrocks: That's weird, my waitress stopped flirting after I paid the bill...
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@DrDogMD: DR DOG: have you been taking your diabetes meds daily? PATIENT: no DR DOG: *hits him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper* Bad patient!
@jordan_stratton: Laser hair removal? Uhhh, why would anyone with laser hair ever want to get it removed?