@bingowings14: The 16yo tells me he's been revising all day. His browser history suggests he's got his YouTube exam in the morning.
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@UnFitz: Hey girl, are you a check engine light? 'Cause I'm not sure what you're trying to tell me but I have a feeling you're going to ruin my day.
@Carbosly: Want to get rid of your husband without killing him? Just send him to the grocery store & ask for pine nuts. Mine has been gone 6 years.
@Sir_Strange: "Oh my god, you've gotten so fat! Want me to make you something to eat?" - my mother