@iamMunga: The 21st century: When deleting history is more important than making it.
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@House_Feminist: 1day I'll be thankful my daughter is an independent iron willed human w/an unrelenting strong voice,but not today, not in this grocery store
@marebytes: Just shared w/ my son the amazing story of a boy who wanted to go to his friend's house & didn't get to go & yet everybody lived in the end.
@DBMaxP: Look... don't end your presentation with "Are there any questions?" & then get all pissy when I ask if you can ride a unicycle.
@MavenofHonor: On hot days I always check the parking lot to make sure no one left their car windows up with an ice cream cake in there.