@iamMunga: The 21st century: When deleting history is more important than making it.
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@ArfMeasures: PET SHOP OWNER: So would u like a puppy for your son? ME: Yes [home] WIFE: Where's Tommy? ME [with a puppy] ok so they offered me this deal
@mellimelle: Each year I get invited to go on vacation with the same group of annoying people but I can't say no because they're my husband & children.