@zgbetty: The 2nd grade teacher asked parents to donate supplies for tie dye tshirt day but I'm not sure I can come up with that much weed by Friday.
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@WilliamAder: Auto-correct turned "likeable" into "lickable" and the new intern is confused by her evaluation.
@hellominamoo: I'm going to take all of your tweets that make absolutely zero sense and combine them to make a Red Hot Chili Peppers song
@zgbetty: The hardest part of parenting is standing idly by while your children build a mediocre couch fort.