@lecalabara: "The 59th rule of Fight Club is, we cant park in the lot on Vermont anymore - The owner is being a jerk. Just find street parking. 60th..."
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@dreadnaught69: People who incessantly go on and on about replacing things that taste good with quinoa, please stop
@DanMentos: One time in 1997 I forgot to close my air quotes so everything I've said since then has been sarcastic
@VeryLonelyLuke: Me: If you want to be a Jedi, you have to follow strict rules. Rey: Like what? Me: Don't hook up with anyone. They might be related.