@lejessica: The 80's called and they want you to stop saying they called.
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@jordan_stratton: Laser hair removal? Uhhh, why would anyone with laser hair ever want to get it removed?
@BlindChow: "You lie like a doge!" I tell my wife. "So deceit!" I add. "Very fraud!" I mention. "Much fiction!" I point out. "Wow," she says.
@buckweiser13: Being nice to people who don't deserve it is exhausting, but the feeling at the end of the day, when you're not in jail for murder, is nice.