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@lejessica: The 80's called and they want you to stop saying they called.
@markleggett: I only watch "Game of Thrones" because I'm trying catch a background extra wearing a wristwatch.
@iRowlf: Sorry I hacked your e-cig. You've actually been vaping a dead bird for a month.
@tastefactory: JASON: Oh good, this saves me some time.
@robfee: Sure, I have gluten free Halloween candy for your kid.
*Reaches in pocket & pulls out middle finger*
Get off my lawn before I call the cops
@Poutymcgee: I just Googled "Living with Glaucoma" before realising it was just a fingerprint smudge on my glasses.