@StansaidAirport: The 9:50 from Paris has been diverted. Nothing to do with the weather, we just don't like the French.
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@notalogin: Did you ask her out? Yes. And? She only dates guys named Matt. Cause she likes to walk all over them? No, tattoo she can't afford to remove.
@causticbob: I can't see those guns made on 3D printers catching on. If HP make the cartridges, it will be cheaper to buy an AK-47.