@CatherineLMK: The adult life I imagined as a child involved less laundry and more group dance numbers.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: Everyone romanticizes the past until they get horribly sick and wake up covered in leeches.
@oxygenplug: "Yo bro this horse is actin a little weird" "Dude thats my dog get off" "why is ur horse so small" "Its a DOG" Why u pronouncing horse weird
@Kendragarden: It's important to vary your diet. Like, yesterday I had popcorn & a margarita for dinner so tonight I'm having popcorn & wine for dinner.