@CatherineLMK: The adult life I imagined as a child involved less laundry and more group dance numbers.
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@Heldinchains: The older you get the less people you can actually tolerate. I can tolerate about 5 people right now, 3 are my children and even that's iffy
@shashaintl: Handsome Stranger: Excuse me, but you're.. Me: Gorgeous & you've been mustering up the courage to speak to me? HS: ..blocking the pickles.
@iGreenMonk: I dont care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
@djdarrellripley: Her: She's too young for you. Me: Based on what? Her: Based on the number of times the Earth has orbited the sun since she was born.. Me: