@LinajkReturns: The airline managed to lose the in-laws luggage, but not the in-laws. *sigh*
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@maughammom: The very first thing my 3yo daughter said to me this morning was "I know how to start a fire!" so nothing you guys say today can scare me.
@daemonic3: [interview] So what makes you qualified to be an x-ray technician? Superman: Are you being serious right now?
@shatterpants: I like to tell people "it's a black thing, you wouldn't understand."And they'd be all "but you're white" I told ya you wouldn't understand.