@TheTweetOfGod: The Alabama Supreme Court has blocked same-sex marriage on the legal grounds that it is 1953.
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@garrettbarry70: Accidentally changed neighbor to neighbour and now I'm saying stuff like "bloody hell" and "brilliant"
@thisislizz: Dear Tech Support, I twied to puth my tongue in tha USthB port again. Canth you helpf?
@jakefromstfarm3: If you are farther than me in candy crush I will automatically think you are smarter than me.
@ComedicBust: Prevent your neighbors from ever awkwardly waving at you again by hanging a Russian flag today.