@TheTweetOfGod: The Alabama Supreme Court has blocked same-sex marriage on the legal grounds that it is 1953.
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@KenJennings: Landlocked countries with beach volleyball teams: who do you think you're fooling?
@funnyhumour: How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house.
@Playing4Second: CW: Have you had 5 guys? Me: *blank stare* That's kinda personal don't ya think? And that's when I found out it's the name of a burger joint