@mofrorock: What idiot called it Canada and not the US of Eh?
@MelKassel: HIM: tell me your wildest fantasy
ME: i'm on wheel of fortune and i spin it so hard it lights on fire
HIM: i meant like-
ME: everyone claps
@bossy_bootz: Of course I can handle constructive criticism
*resents you for the next 50 yrs
@Owl_Meat: [Car breaks down]
Me:*inspecting engine*
Date: is everything ok?
Me: *nervously searching 100 now empty hamster wheels* haha..y-yep
@NYC_Blonde: I'm not your GameBoy, quit pushing my buttons
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