@Token_Geezer: The amount of time my phone spends plugged in you may as well call it a landline
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@PussycatPlace: If you think my grey hair tells a story, you should see the unmarked graves in my back yard.
@TheCatWhisprer: On my home screen I surrounded the Fitbit app with a bunch of food delivery apps so it knows what's up.
@jonnysun: i know a guy who loves saying "best thing since sliced bread" and i imagine hes always at a grocery store lookin at bread and just losing it