@trentistweeting: The amount of tinder matches I've gotten has skyrocketed since I changed my interests from "Murdering" to "Not Murdering"
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@Kyle_Lippert: Treat your woman like a princess. Spice up your relationship & have her kidnapped. Then do mushrooms & swim through the sewers to find her.
@Julian_Deane: My computer keeps trying to turn me. asked if Im a robot again. No mate still not a robot.
@clindsaysway: That awkward moment when the person who just made the elevator notices you were holding the 'close' button