@michaelianblack: "The ankle so important to a basketball player." Something the announcer just said.
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@GrantTanaka: I just found out that his full name is actually Vehicle Identification Number Diesel.
@huntigula: Ticket Clerk: Enjoy the film! Me: U too! TC: Really? You'll take me with u? Me: I didn't mean.. TC: Oh, I see Me: I'm sor TC: [sobs] JUST GO
@egg_dog: don't eat yellow snow is a pretty sound rule but i would warn against eating any kind of weather