@michaelianblack: "The ankle so important to a basketball player." Something the announcer just said.
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@caperbc75: *nervously adjusts fedora in Starbucks lineup I'll have uh, um, a mediu- I mean vanti, uh, mochacachito? Patrons: HE'S A FRAUD! GET HIM!!!
@Xalqee: "If I act like I'm asleep he'll leave, If I act like I'm asleep he'll leave, if I act like I'm asleep he'll leave" - Me getting pulled over
@Dutch_50: I'm at that age where I can't simply pick something up, I need to first knock it over and then pick it up.