@TheTweetOfGod: The Apple Watch may become so addictive it keeps people from looking at what's truly important in life, like their iPhones.
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@huntigula: ME: [deep in thought] it's just so scary, u know? HER: what is, life? ME: [imagining an octopus holding 8 samurai swords] yes. Life.
@iamspacegirl: [watching our kid play at the park] ME: awww, he got your anxiety with strangers HIM: and look, your irrational fear of birds! [we smile]
@str8upjuggahos: Hmm I don't really wanna commit 2 hours to watching a movie *watches 12 straight hours of a tv show on Netflix*