@o__0Dev: The average Apple employee works 6 hours longer a day than an Apple battery.
@DougExeter: she had an itsy bitsy teeny weeny shared belief with mussolini
@maurajbg: ME: Say "Anagrams are stupid" one more time & I will rearrange your face.
YOU: Anagrams are stupid.
ME: You farce.
@lewisheywood: Honestly thought someone was just super excited about the drinks machine
@kumailn: "I have a hunch." - Inspector Quasimodo
@CountGripsnatch: Me: I should stop drinking
Me: I dunno
Me: You're awesome when you drink
Me: Thanks, me. You're alright