@o__0Dev: The average Apple employee works 6 hours longer a day than an Apple battery.
@LifeUnPinterest: Make it RAAAAIN!!
ICE CREAM GUY: Ma'am, everyone gets the same amount of rainbow sprinkles.
@squirrel74wkgn: Not sure what's more creepy, sifting through the trash dressed like a clown at 3am...or my neighbor peeking out his window watching me.
@Iwriteforcats: We get it, Japan.
All of your cats can skateboard.
@wheatnik: My bucket list is just the words "afford things" written in orange crayon on a paper towel.