@o__0Dev: The average Apple employee works 6 hours longer a day than an Apple battery.
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@noogscorner: Pick something up. You just applied more force on that object than the gravity of an entire planet. Earth, do you even lift?
@ClaytonSykes: I was simply stating that your crying child MIGHT fit comfortably in the overhead compartment, lady. #butseriously
@kwirkyKerri: You don't need to threaten me into submission. Just hold some cheesecake under my nose.
@brennadine: [High Stakes Poker] Dealer: Are you in or are you out? Schrödinger's Cat: [For the 20th time] BOTH [Player flips table]