@TheReal_AndyMac: The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of beer per year. That's 41 miles per gallon...which is not bad.
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@joeljeffrey: I waited around all morning for the mailman so I could grab his hand through the mail slot.
@hipstermermaid: "500 Days of Summer" was pretty good for a movie I was expecting to be about global warming.
@Nips_00: I love drinking games.... except the one where you have to try to walk a straight line while saying the ABCs backwards