@TheReal_AndyMac: The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of beer per year. That's 41 miles per gallon...which is not bad.
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@Jandalize: I accidental typed sinroof instead of sunroof and I may have just invented the greatest thing ever.
@ibid78: Rookie cop: "But sir, why would man's laughter be a crime?" Chief: "ffs kid, it's one word. Manslaughter."
@lisaxy424: It's actually a good thing money doesn't grow on trees because I've killed every plant I've ever owned.