@SamGrittner: The average life expectancy for a human being is one life.
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@johngcaldwell4: I dated a magician once; she put her hand on my leg and I turned into a motel.....
@longwall26: I scream. You scream. We all scream. We're being chased by bears. Life is a nightmare.
@undeadmolly: My parents are always pestering me to have kids. "Who will carry on the ancient family curse?" they say.
@shelbyfero: My safe word is "keep going." It's led to some HILARIOUS miscommunications let me tell you!