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@SteveSuckington: The average person eats 8 spiders a year

*eating 2nd bowl of spiders*
"WHO'S AVERAGE NOW DAD?"

The average person eats 8 spiders a year

*eating 2nd bowl of spiders*
“WHO’S AVERAGE NOW DAD?”

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