@SillySassySmart: The awkwardness of my life is equivalent to when somebody says "Happy Birthday" and you say "Thanks you too!"
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@Piecezilla: My apartment is so dirty that I actually lost my last girlfriend to the 5 second rule.
@Jandalize: I'm not saying I don't like you, but if you had an open wound I'd hand you a salt shaker.
@hythemafia: MISSING: Black and white cat with red collar. Very, very intelligent. Mittens, if you're reading this, please come home.......
@myonlymizztake: Note to self: Used VHS tapes do not make good emergency gifts, always go with stuff from the freezer.