@robdelaney: The baby daddies on 16 & Pregnant/Teen Mom should be used to test air bags.
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@XplodingUnicorn: Me: You ate all the cookies and your sister got none. What does that tell you? 4-year-old: I won.
@garbagecoven: i couldn't remember the word "counting" so i told my friend to "do the number alphabet."
@LanaAllende: Pretty disappointed that Shakespeare's Hamlet didn't turn out to be the story of a delicious tiny ham.