@fart: the bad guy ships on star trek werent actually "cloaking" they just turned all their lights off
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@XplodingUnicorn: Me: You should be nicer to me. You'll never have another dad. 5-year-old: Don't be so sure. Mom is pretty.
@carrietini: According to maxipad commercials, all women are full of blue windshield washer fluid.
@Brianhopecomedy: Played twister with my kids and now hold the world record for saying, "That's not your left foot" a billion times.