@Probgoblin: The barista can't deal with the man's 'Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee' shirt.
Her mouth opens, then closes.
The line grows.
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@AntozWolf: I don't get it. Rock beats scissors but no one says shit about running with them.
@Mike_Bianchi: Not sure if this girl I'm talking to online is real, so on our first date I'm gonna bring an image captcha for her to solve.
@Bob_Janke: *washing motorcycle with my shirt off *cops show up Cops: That guy told you to stay away from his motorcycle
@HousewifeOfHell: My daughter told me I'm "slightly prettier than Ben Franklin," so I have that going for me.
@DeepDarkFear: Just saw a doctor eating an apple. My whole life is a lie.
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