@joshgondelman: The best argument for "the sequel is never as good as the original" is birds v. dinosaurs.
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@AimeeHelene1: Would I miss my leg or my arm more? (me, lying in bed, deciding which to put outside the blanket for the monster under the bed to rip off)
@Ryan_Patricks: Pretend it's a beer... Pretend it's a beer... Pretend it's a beer... - Me trying not to drop a baby.
@Darlainky: I'm never more irritated by fashion than when I'm trying to stuff something in a fake pocket!
@LoveNLunchmeat: If I ever get a Roomba, I'm gonna be totally irresponsible and just throw crumbs on the floor for fun.