@joshgondelman: The best argument for "the sequel is never as good as the original" is birds v. dinosaurs.
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@realHamOnWry: Unless you're planning to lay there shirtless in an open casket, there really is no point to killing yourself with diet and exercise.
@BruceForce: I mainly get my exercise by awkwardly running to doors when people hold them open for me
@NotKarma: Just once I'd like to meet a person whose job is to make captchas so I can slap him in the face for making my life difficult.
@cbdoubleu: Wife: I lost my day planner. Me: Not in your briefcase? W: No. I looked EVERYWHERE. M: Well it looks like you've got a hidden agenda W: