@Ygrene: The best natural phenomenon is when a species lovingly accepts an orphan of another species, like how my fries have accepted this onion ring
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@StellaRtwot: I bet you the first person to invent puzzles was a woman that ripped up a picture of her husband.
@Skullcat: When a big account that doesn't follow me stars me suddenly, I crouch down and stay still, hoping it will tiptoe up and eat from my hand.
@bdbdleeroybrown: Tampon commercials create an unrealistic expectation of how much fun it is to be around menstruating women.
@famouscrab: you gotta turn your phone off when you fly in case an old plane text you and your new plane get jealous