@drayzze: The best part about being single is only having to say "I'm sorry" to the dog.
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@Mr_Kapowski: "Don't tell me how to raise my cat!," I yell at my 7 y/o daughter who's chastising me for baby birding a tuna sandwich into my cat's mouth
@jakob_huber: The worst part of Aquaman's day is when he has to kill time on land for half an hour after eating a meal.
@notalogin: Girl are you a prescription from my doctor 'cause you might be good for me but I can't read you at all.