@ScobeyWanKenobi: The best part about being thirty is that I'm finally old enough to play a high schooler in movies.
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@fillthevacuum: Someone gave me a star as a gift. I'm planning on sprucing it up with some planets and asteroids and using it as a summer vacation spot.
@hasht4g: I'll be buried in a spring-loaded coffin stuffed w/ tons of confetti. In the future some archeologist is gonna have an awesome day at work.
@Jabba_Jabba_Jaw: You can insult anyone you want, as long as you end the sentence with "but in a good way".