@rickkondell: The best part about pooping with the bathroom door open in the morning is being able to see everyones face at Starbucks.
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@mayamanion: Ok parents who have really clean houses, do you have outdoor pets and outdoor kids? How does this work?
@AnOrangeSNES: The chef asked me how I liked my eggs and I accidentally said uneasy instead of over easy. Now I have some uncomfortable eggs staring at me.
@kirahesser: Documentaries not only expand my world views, but also compel me to change my behavior for a solid 24-36 hours.