@rickkondell: The best part about pooping with the bathroom door open in the morning is being able to see everyones face at Starbucks.
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@TheAlexNevil: Me: It's time for your nap. 6: I don't wanna take a nap!! M: First off, don't talk back to me. Second, I was talking to me.
@legendofchelda: Having a crush is weird bc one minute you're a normal person and then out of nowhere you're like damn I wanna bake that boy a pie
@Cheeseboy22: Thinking of leaving a fake bloody arm inside the blood pressure machine at this CVS pharmacy.