@LittlestSlobo: The best part of an argument is the make up sex...unless you're fighting with your brother.
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@SketchesbyBoze: the three stages of a woman's life: - the chosen one - the mother - solving crimes in the village
@GoldenSpirals: Apparently... Border Security does NOT think it's funny when you reply, "I'm hungry" when they ask you if you have anything to declare.
@shkeeber: Friend: What happened? 15yo me: *arm in a sling* Got hit by 2 buses. Friend: What happened? 37yo me: *in a full body cast* I sneezed weird.
@FuckabillyRex: I just saw an old guy pick a rubber glove out of a garbage can and put it on, and I think he might be missing the point of rubber gloves.