@LittlestSlobo: The best part of an argument is the make up sex...unless you're fighting with your brother.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@robfee: Where was the NSAs wire taps when the McCallisters were leaving messages w all the neighbors that Kevin was abandoned & alone? Thanks Obama.
@shivillex: Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside..
@jonnysun: spider-man, spidre-man,. does watever a spider can: has two legs., he can talk. wat kind of spider bit this guy
@megankcomedy: I like to eat spaghetti with my hands so people don't even have to ask how I'm doing