@TheBlessMess: The best part of being an adult is eating whatever you want. I just ate a small man that pissed me off at the liquor store.
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@elle91: Why do people get photo shoots done for newborns? Just find some pictures online they all look the same.
@caseytduncan: When I find someone else's grocery list in a shopping cart I use it....see where it takes me.
@TheToddWilliams: Daddy, where do oranges come from? Well son, when a red and a yellow really love each other...
@splegge: Raw eggs are great for a fitness diet. If you don't like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes.