@Blondiethegood: The best part of being married with kids is.....is.....umm.....Yeah.
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@justincousson: "I know you! You were one of the bad guys in Titanic!" I yelled at the ocean, who ignored me like most celebrities.
@enigmaterics: I can confirm that men and women may disagree on when advice is helpful. In related news, it is warm enough to sleep outside.
@Sal0630: Sorry I pissed on the walls of your bathroom, but the flowery wall paper made me think I was outside.. Also you're out of Valium
@ch000ch: he died doing what he loved: trying to put socks on with wet feet while standing next to a cliff