@Blondiethegood: The best part of being married with kids is.....is.....umm.....Yeah.
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@lisaxy424: My grandma got her bathroom redone with this sparkly gold-specked tile and she just called it her "golden shower" so goodnight.
@man_spach: When the internet is down I turn my bed into a make-believe boat and play Life of Pi with the cat
@Lowenaffchen: Hey girl.. you ready to [loudly toward the door] TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL *roommate sends in R/C truck with a bunch of condoms taped to it*