@_davidlucas_: The best part of Halloween is all the Jehovah's Witnesses wondering why they're being given candy.
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@galiamango: I need plastic surgery to fix whatever it is about my face that gives people the impression I want to hear about their relationship problems
@LurkAtHomeMom: When people say let's stop fighting and act like a family, that's where I get confused.
@GoldenSpirals: Creams that smell like fruit play with your brain. Tempted to eat my own leg. Smells like mango, but would probably taste like rare steak.