@LuvPug: The best part of the Titanic is when Rose is holding onto Jack and she's all like, 'I'll never let go' and then she lets go.
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@ArfMeasures: [1st time at a crime scene] Cop: What do you think happened? Me: The killer murdered these people by trapping them in these body bags Cop: um we put them on Me: Another good theory
@GABBYdaAngSaya: 911: What's your emergency, sir? Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*
@NoTheOtherJohn: ZZ TOP: SHE'S GOT LEGS ME: *imagining a woman with legs* nice ZZ TOP: SHE KNOWS HOW TO USE THEM ME: *imagining a woman walking* NICE