@RandomAntics: The best revenge is living well, so I really need to know what the second best revenge is.
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@caseytduncan: When I'm nervous, I like to picture everyone naked. Then, I picture them fully clothed, with items of my choosing. It's a very complex and fashionable coping mechanism.
@theshantilly: Why put it in my calendar when I can just wait until someone texts me "Where the hell are you?"
@gingerfaced: I wish snacks could talk so they could verify my whereabouts from 1 am to 3 am this morning.