@JaneBadall: The best revenge is living well, unless you own a flamethrower.
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@AnOrangeSNES: The chef asked me how I liked my eggs and I accidentally said uneasy instead of over easy. Now I have some uncomfortable eggs staring at me.
@TheDeadfishSays: I sit in the corner eating my tortillas completely confused by this salsa class.
@naazihah: The Very Hungry Caterpillar taught me that I can binge eat carbs and then take a two week nap and I'll become beautiful.
@Coops_Bradley: That's a really big gun in your pants. And that's how you get out of a speeding ticket.