@GuyConfused: The best revenge is to kidnap your enemy, tie him up, then pop bubble wrap in front of him and make him watch.
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@iGreenMonk: When someone tell me , "long time no see" i usually reply, "I know, we're really not that good of friends"
@That_Damn_Duck: Hell hath no fury like woman tagged in a Facebook photo that makes her look fat.
@attheUC: If there's more than one apocalypse, is it apocalypses or apocali? I just want to be ready.