@TheMichaelRock: The best salesperson ever was the first woman to shave off her eyebrows and draw them back on, then convince a second woman to do it.
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@WhaJoTalkinBout: It's World Breastfeeding Week and, honestly, babies need to eat more often than that.
@kyle_thatisall: When I punish my future kids I wont just take their phone I'm gonna be them on social media & just comment "nice" on everyones old pool pics
@YourTextSpoken: Just by reading the Marilyn Monroe quote you're already handling them at their worst