@TheBoydP: The best thing about being an accountant is that everyone assumes you’re not a psychopath.
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@Ideal_Victoria: Shhhhh! I can't hear about how God spoke to you! I'm busy listening to my toaster tell me about his day.
@Jade_VK: I only carry cash anymore in case I need to make a dramatic exit in the middle of coffee with a detective
@BavlyOlwy: Whoever lost a bundle of $20 bills tied up in a rubber band..I found the rubber band..