@TheBoydP: The best thing about being an accountant is that everyone assumes you’re not a psychopath.
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@thenatewolf: What era would you have fit best in? Mine is the one where whenever anything went wrong you could blame witches.
@seagullski: I'm in charge of eight kids tonight. No big deal though I can be really responsib-- I'm in charge of seven kids tonight. No big deal though
@simoncholland: The best thing to do with Christmas lights that don't work is put them back in the attic so they can frustrate you again next year.