@TheBoydP: The best thing about being an accountant is that everyone assumes you’re not a psychopath.
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@NintenDom: It's never going to work out between Mario and the Princess. Most of the time she's on a whole other level.
@juliussharpe: I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they're going to be talking.
@KandyKoehn: me:[opens mouth, a bunch of nickels fall out] date: me:to answer ur question i was "being quiet" so the nickels wouldnt fall out of my mouth