@TheBoydP: The best thing about being an accountant is that everyone assumes you’re not a psychopath.
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@JessObsess: It's so embarrassing when someone gets to second base with me and finds crumbs in my bra.
@fro_vo: Mission Control: prepare to enter the vacuum of space Dog Astronaut: wait the what now
@dumbbeezie: Sure I'll come to your costume party. I'll be a ninja. If you don't see me then you know I took the challenge seriously