@TheBoydP: The best thing about being an accountant is that everyone assumes you’re not a psychopath.
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@joe_binkley: I want to be a server at a restaurant that serves fish jelly, just so when people order it, I can say "I don't think you're ready."
@stuckinaportal: regrets? [thinks back to the time i drunkenly watched Spy Kids 3-D & it forever ruined my netflix recommendations] yeah i've got regrets
@MatMarcotte12: I don't know the full history of US and Canada but somehow we've got joint custody of geese
@Kelly_skeleton: People who have 'taken' in their bio, sit tight, Liam Neeson will around to collect you shortly