@ewfeez: The best thing about being Bane has gotta be that he can just slice a hardboiled egg straight into his pie hole
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@HonestToddler: Parents: It's unfair to put your toddler on a leash if you're not going to also let them pee next to parked cars.
@walkerwalt: Before encouraging everyone to "do whatever makes you happy," ask if anyone is a sadist. Don't encourage the sadists.