@ewfeez: The best thing about being Bane has gotta be that he can just slice a hardboiled egg straight into his pie hole
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@DaddyJew: Your mom doesn't understand Your dad doesn't understand Your friends don't understand But french fries, french fries understand you
@KalvinMacleod: When my wife tells me to wear sunscreen and I refuse to listen, it shows that I am my own man who is badly sunburned.
@atanya1111: "Sorry, her father is a pterodactyl" - me with the screeching baby in the grocery store.
@killazilla: My sis just asked if sugar goes bad. Now I can't stop picturing it bullying the other spices and selling pot.