@ewfeez: The best thing about being Bane has gotta be that he can just slice a hardboiled egg straight into his pie hole
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@liz_buckley: People laughed when I said I wanted to be a professional snooker player. They're not laughing now because it was ages ago.
@AndrewChamings: In an alternate universe there is only one movie about falling in love, but thousands about swapping faces with John Travolta.
@GrumpyBahr: Apparently not checking the mail is not a valid excuse for not paying your bills. The more you know.
@SadMeterologist: My neighbors are organizing something called a "fun run". This shit never happened when I lived in my car.