@matt_simpson84: The best thing about Facebook is learning about all the 19-year-olds that miss the 80s.
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@kevinrowe1: My wife doesn't mind me flirting with other women. She finds the rejection quite entertaining.
@shanethevein: Funny how bullies only bully people who are susceptible to bullying. They don't bully people who'd throat punch em without thinking twice.
@Carbosly: When I leave a plane, I tighten the belts before I leave so that whoever sits there next will think "wow, whoever sat here was very thin".