@Contwixt: The best thing about humans is that many of the richest and most prosperous among us collect bottles of rotten grape juice.
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@funnweaver: My tacos arrived with a fork on the plate. I can only guess it’s there to stab potential taco thieves.
@mattgallo123: The only thing more shocking than finding water on planet Mars would be finding me in Planet Fitness.
@ShutUpThatsWho: [Budapest airport] IMMIGRATION: So what is your purpose for visiting Hungary? ME: [holding huge bag of marbles] I wanna see the hippoes.
@geo_teira: [at a restaurant] Me: uhm. This plate is broken and the food is all spread out. Waiter: yes ma'am, that's the continental drift breakfast.