@Contwixt: The best thing about humans is that many of the richest and most prosperous among us collect bottles of rotten grape juice.
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@samuelhlowe: When I go to someone's house & they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors.
@Dawn_M_: Look what the cat dragged in! *freaks out remembering I don't have a cat and house was built on top of a pet cemetery*
@mulliganstewed: As soon as my daughter realizes Jamacians, Irish, & wizards don't all have the same accent, I'm probably going to get fired from storytime.
@FavoritesYou: Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup? Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!